Number 1 superficial question I have now is: if I'm working out more, eating less bad food, how come I'm not getting thinner a.k.a toned? What the h? Not to mention, where is my package?Expected said delivery date was Monday and it was a holiday, and not a federal one, so where the heck is it? Canada from Ontario to the prairies has neither received a blizzard, snow squalls or freezing rain. Not to mention we are not experiencing a monsoon, a tornado, a hurricane or a flood. I can't figure out why it has yet to appear in my expecting hands. Canada Post, get to work already. I know the Olympics are on, but it has nothing to do with your working habits.
Speaking of Olympics and working habits, the last two nights I have been unable to diligently watch the figure skating competitions. I show up for work, I get the work done, I missed majority of the routines. Why do they have to be so cruel and schedule them during the times that I work??? According to D at work, I need a man because I was gushing about male figure skaters. Hello! A man's profession does not signify the manliness of a person. That's ridiculous. You can date meatheads all you want. Just because they're macho, doesn't mean they're manly.
Something else is bothering me, which I probably shouldn't blog about since it's none of my business, but I have a said friend named X to keep their identity especially secret whom is a model. Not a particularly tall one, but a well defined and good looking one. Apparently another said person named Y has a friend whom told him that they are gay. Don't gay people like hot girls??? I thought this was a standard, not a stereotype. Boy does X like not so attractive women, considering how good looking X is. Maybe it's a height thing. Maybe it's a closet thing. Either way, whether X is gay or straight, they should be more sexually attracted to good looking people. It makes me feel lousy about myself since I had once liked X and X had admitted feelings for me. I wonder if I'm also unattractive compared to X. That's preposterous. X was certainly straight when I liked X, so something must have happened when they left here. I can't believe how vague I'm being about this. How silly this sounds as if I'm in a epistemic philosophy class talking about so and so in hypothetical scenarios which are logically possible. X being gay equals attraction for homely people. That is definitely not a universal. I would use the symbolic logic symbols here, but I'm lazy. Maybe next time I blog, I'll do the work. It's not as if I have anything better to do.
So I'm working with a renaissance type co-worker who happens to do it all. M seems to think they're tall stories. I think on the other hand, that they're true, although how good they are at all these things is questionable. For one I can write. Example A: this blog and my other blog. Example B: I've had my comments published in National magazines before. Example C: I had a pretty decent grade average when I graduated university. How well of a writer I am, that is questionable. Secondly, I'm artistic. Art is anything really as long as it represents reality, which is in any case of Art, it's all achieved. How well the is representation is another matter entirely. I had this silly idea of staging an art show where I was going to to have the ultimate pure non-representational art exhibit by hanging blank canvases and either leaving the pieces untitled or named. I'm thinking that untitled would have been the more logical answer. And then I was going to have the opening reviewed documentary style and so on. Clearly it was silly, which I still think is funny and I still think it's a great idea. You heard it from me first. If this idea is stolen, it has been documented online that it is my idea, which will be dated by my post and the witnesses, if any who have read this blog. In this case, if this idea is used, I will sue you for stealing my idea. Good luck to you, if you think you can have it. Nuh uh. As a musician? I sing all the time. You know I also write songs too. Singing about my cat or how tired I am or something I'm excited about, is definitely music, therefore, I am also a musician. I also have a organ in the basement of which I can play the first 8 notes of White Christmas and possibly 26 notes of Bare Necessities. Simon Cowell, eat your heart out. I also am a photographer. I take some pretty snap shots once and awhile. I have this one I took almost two years ago now, and I really want to sell it and make royalties off it by selling it to Acrobat or Corel. Hell, it could even be a Microsoft background. That would bring in a fat paycheck for sure. Tall stories, I think not. What the real question is, how talented is this so aforementioned renaissance woman?
To bring this post to a close, I'd like to talk about M's preference for her butter tarts, the surprise of German Club and how much I did not like DSquared's Glamping which was not camping meets glamour, but trailer trash meets good design. Sorry Wellington Peach, I did not like the line. In fact I was disappointed by the whole thing. The only people I can think of who would actually pay for the Spring 2010 line would be all those people who buy Ed Hardy. Yup I said it. How they blended denim and plastic like that blew my mind. I'm thinking that the whole jean is denim and it has plastic overtop of it. Also that one plastic dress and how it draped was quite stunning. I'm sure it was made of pleather or PVC, which is NOT environmentally friendly. It releases toxins in the air just being PVC. I hope everyone else sticks to just plain denim and minimalism this season.
If you think I'm camping, forget about it. Even if I had the option of camping glamorously, I'd say no. Especially if I had to wear those heals. Practical? Heck no. Esthetically pleasing, heck no. Glamping, something thankfully that may never catch on, ever.
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